Synopsis
In this telenovela spoof, two hapless detectives try to solve the murder of sensual matriarch Merlinda Stallion
Episodes
1E1Oh, It's YouMerlinda Stallion is murdered during her nightly sensual bath and the Detectives question her twins, Buck and Buffy.2E2The HeirMerlinda's family gathers for her will reading, but what she has to say surprises everyone.3E3That Coffee GirlThe Detectives go through the list of suspects while Maria Guadalupe takes over Stallion Enterprises.4E4ManwomanSomeone tries to kill Buffy Stallion. Meanwhile, a mysterious woman makes plans to come to Stallonia.5E5Flaw & Order, Part 1The Mystery Woman contacts Detective Goodlooking who has a strange vision. Someone tries to kill Buck Stallion.6E6Nightmares and VisionsMerlinda begs the Detective to find her killer while Buffy dreams of luxury.7E7The Equitable LifeBuck returns from the dead, much to Buffy's annoyance.8E8Flaw & Order, Part 2Prudencia tells the Detectives about Mercy and Merlinda's sordid past, but is she hiding something herself?9E9Building a Mr. EBuck enlists Maria's help in murdering Buffy while Buffy meets with another mysterious character.10E10The Deal of a LifetimeBuffy secures poison from Mr. E11E11Murder in the MakingBuck plans his revenge on Buffy12E12Buck and Buffy Stallion are DeadBuck and Buffy Stallion go forward with their simultaneous plans to kill each other.13E13Two SomethingsBuck wakes from a dream to find he's in a very serious predicament.14E14Memory RecallationBuffy wakes up from her murder.15E15Cousin EstherWe go back in time to the source of the rivalry between Merlinda and Mercy.16E16The BulletDetective Goodlooking struggles with his feelings for the Asian Detective right as she meets the man of her dreams.17E17Into the SunsetMercy and Carlos kidnap Esther. The Asian Detective and Victor Sage get intimate.18E18The Consequences of the Law, Part 1Buck and Buffy try to have each other arrested for attempted murder, but Buffy is sidetracked when she learns Beau is cavorting with Diego.19E19The Consequences of the Law, Part 2Wires are crossed as calls are made across Stallonia USA.20E20The Consequences of the Law, Part 3Someone has a shocking flashback to Merlinda Stallion's final Christmas party.
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