Synopsis
Fast food creations are coming out too fast to keep track of but luckily we've animated Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eating and judging every new menu item under the sun. One has high standards. The other has no taste. And Eric is there too.
Episodes
1E1McMillionsMichael Jones and Jordan Cwierz are here to eat and judge every new menu item under the sun. One has high standards. The other has no taste. And this time they're animated!
Audio from Face Jam #113m2E2Sauce Monkey Callin'It wouldn't be a normal day getting lunch, without a crazy woman making monkey noises.
Audio from Face Jam #293m3E3Papadi-a-PlentyEric orders a LOT of food early in the morning which ends up confusing a Papa John's employee.
Audio from Face Jam #93m4E4Steamy WeeniesAn incident occurred in an Arby's bathroom that may make you steer clear from the restaurant entirely.
Audio from Face Jam #73m5E5Waste of Taco TimeThe boys just wanted some tacos, but it took way longer than it should have. It may not have even been worth it.
Audio from Face Jam #103m6E6Overserving OldiesMake sure your grandma gets cut off when she's had too much to drink. Things could get messy if you don't.
Audio from Face Jam #423m7E7Costco's Low Cost ComboFor 40 some years, a hot dog at Costco has stayed the same price. Wonder why that is?
Audio from Face Jam # 262m8E8Pizza ONLY NightYou have no options, no choices, you get what you get. There is no escape. Tonight, we're having pizza.
Audio from Face Jam # 253m9E9Free Drink Jammin'Face Jam's back! And the best way to return is with a free drink! For Eric only though.
Audio from Face Jam "Torchies 06/22/21"2m10E10Michael's Origin StoryMichael realizes it's unfair to eat more of one burger than the other when comparing them. His solution should not be replicated.
Audio from Face Jam "Whataburger 04/14/20"3m11E11Sauce Stealin Family MembersThe Sauce Monkey has his father in law over for dinner, only for him to steal some of his beloved sauce right from under his nose.
Audio from Face Jam "Wendys 07/06/21"2m12E12Pasta Past Your LimitThe Face Jam guys get tricked into eating pasta. A lot of it.
Audio from Face Jam "Olive Garden 07/21/20"3m13E13Spicy Chicken BetrayalMichael and Eric get a better burger without telling Jordan. He does not take it well.
Audio from Face Jam "Wendys 09/29/20"2m14E14TGI Will Never Eat This AgainEver wanted the stickiest most uncomfortable burger ever? Have no fear, TGI Fridays has your back.
Audio from Face Jam "TGI Fridays 04/13/21"3m15E1510 In 10, Again and AgainMichael tries to explain his 10 month plan of losing 10 pounds. Doesn't sound so bad.
Audio from Face Jam "Taco Bell 03/20/21"2m16E16Smarmy Grackle CastThe grackles that eat food off the parking lot ground aren't too different than our favorite Face Jam guys.
Audio from Face Jam "Little Caesars 06/08/21"3m17E17Airhead BUNS on a Chicken Sandwich?!Would you eat a burger that has an airhead as a bun? Pretty tempting, I know!
Audio from Face Jam "Burger King 07/20/21"3m18E18Dry Wine WhinersA little too much wine takes the Face Jam guys to a different land.
Audio from Face Jam "Snack Friday"3m19E19Upside Down with TraditionDoes anyone really care that a blizzard can be held upside down? Probably not.
Audio from Face Jam "Dairy Queen 01/19/21"2m20E20Honey Mustard MistakeMichael makes an oopsie and orders some honey mustard. A lot of it. Like SO much.
Audio from Face Jam "Quiznos 08/18/20"2m21E21On Cloud WineA certain wine description really tucks the Face Jam guys in for the night.
Audio from Face Jam "Snack Friday"2m
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