Synopsis
A 'fly on the wall', partially unscripted comedy looks at incompetent, dysfunctional night-time security guards as they cause more harm than good, dealing with prostitutes, turf wars with private school boys and everything in between.
Episodes
Season 11
Calling The CopsTrain guard Lil tracz spends his shift working a rap to re-route his boring life, and beach guard Milton threatens to call the police to move along underage private school boys.24m2
Self DefenceWannabe cop Dave Thorne teaches self defence to a recent victim of abuse, and guard Tim has written a love letter for sex worker Jo.20m3
No CondomGuard Tim tries his best to get prostitute Jo a good rate with a cheap client, and wannabe cop Dave Thorne gets himself into a tricky situation with a gay man in a highly active gay beat.20m4
GrillVIP security driver Clinton Murray makes actor Georgie Parker uncomfortable with a lengthy video message for his mum and beach guard Milton offers to buy some local youths alcohol.22m5
HeadshotsBouncer Buck is in hot water for making some party goers ingest their entire stash of drugs and driver Clinton Murray asks for Georgie Parker's advice on his acting headshots.20m6
Do You Have A Heart?Guard Tim finally tells prostitute Jo his feelings and his dreams sort of come true, and Milton has reached breaking point and shows his heart to the private school kids.21m7
MC SookThings get heated between train guards Lil Tracz and Marko when they discuss who gets the bigger cut of their potential rap money, and bouncer Buck shows off the biggest perk of the job.23m8
The BaggerLil Tracz gets the call, Georgie Parker goes on a wild ride, and wannabe cop Dave Thorne comes face to face with 'The Bagger'.21m
Calling The CopsTrain guard Lil tracz spends his shift working a rap to re-route his boring life, and beach guard Milton threatens to call the police to move along underage private school boys.24m2Self DefenceWannabe cop Dave Thorne teaches self defence to a recent victim of abuse, and guard Tim has written a love letter for sex worker Jo.20m3No CondomGuard Tim tries his best to get prostitute Jo a good rate with a cheap client, and wannabe cop Dave Thorne gets himself into a tricky situation with a gay man in a highly active gay beat.20m4GrillVIP security driver Clinton Murray makes actor Georgie Parker uncomfortable with a lengthy video message for his mum and beach guard Milton offers to buy some local youths alcohol.22m5HeadshotsBouncer Buck is in hot water for making some party goers ingest their entire stash of drugs and driver Clinton Murray asks for Georgie Parker's advice on his acting headshots.20m6Do You Have A Heart?Guard Tim finally tells prostitute Jo his feelings and his dreams sort of come true, and Milton has reached breaking point and shows his heart to the private school kids.21m7MC SookThings get heated between train guards Lil Tracz and Marko when they discuss who gets the bigger cut of their potential rap money, and bouncer Buck shows off the biggest perk of the job.23m8The BaggerLil Tracz gets the call, Georgie Parker goes on a wild ride, and wannabe cop Dave Thorne comes face to face with 'The Bagger'.21mCast
